{"product_id":"cute-middle-finger-plush-highland-cow","title":"🐮🖕Cute Middle Finger Plush Highland Cow","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e🐮🖕 \"Moo-d: Unbothered\" – Middle Finger Highland Cow Plush\u003c\/strong\u003e 🖕🐮\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003eMeet the sassiest coo in the pasture\u003c\/strong\u003e—\u003cstrong\u003ea fluffy Highland cow plush\u003c\/strong\u003e serving \u003cem data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003efarm-fresh attitude\u003c\/em\u003e with one iconic raised hoof. Perfect for cuddling, trolling, or reminding the world that \u003cem data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\"udder nonsense\" won’t be tolerated.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/fe7b7ccb282553293d9ea8ec52c45541.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"340\" height=\"340\" data-aspect-ratio=\"1.00\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003e✨ WHY IT’S LEGENDARY:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\"Huggable Hostility\"\u003c\/strong\u003e – Super-soft faux fur with \u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003eembroidered middle hoof\u003c\/strong\u003e (for \u003cem data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003egentle\u003c\/em\u003e defiance)\u003cbr data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003eFarm-to-Tantrum Fresh\u003c\/strong\u003e – Comes with \u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003eremovable flower crown\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cem data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003etough look, tender heart\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003cbr data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003eGreat For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cottagecore rebels, animal lovers, and anyone who \u003cem data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003eclaps back in cursive\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/14838aca05cbe3279af9946d52485411.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"340\" height=\"340\" data-aspect-ratio=\"1.00\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003e📦 INCLUDES:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003e4\" squishmallow-level plush (perfect for \u003cem data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003erage-cuddling\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/50967328af25aa8e9b86b79ae80921a7.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"340\" height=\"340\" data-aspect-ratio=\"1.00\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003e🌿 PERFECT FOR:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003eGifts\u003c\/strong\u003e (for your \u003cem data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003epetty\u003c\/em\u003e bestie)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003eCar dash\u003c\/strong\u003e (road rage meets \u003cem data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003eScottish charm\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003eTherapy accessory\u003c\/strong\u003e (when \"\u003cem data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003eI’m the problem, it’s me\u003c\/em\u003e\" just \u003cem 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data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003eMay cause \u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003esudden \u003cem data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003emain character energy\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e (and unexplained grass cravings).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003eNot responsible\u003c\/strong\u003e for new \u003cem data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003eagrarian\u003c\/em\u003e personality phase.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"7dd3718c-10d3-4be6-a675-9c84ef54457f\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003e🛒 READY TO EMBRACE YOUR INNER COW-TITUDE?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"馮誌威","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67790999355629,"sku":"A--A00230847","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/3158\/9613\/files\/97be920f8dade337a074fcb91c02a346.png?v=1792135363","url":"https:\/\/gmbhacks.com\/products\/cute-middle-finger-plush-highland-cow","provider":"gmbhacks.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}