{"product_id":"smartass-stein-with-attitude-the-original-talk-to-the-hand-icon","title":"🎨✨Smartass Stein with Attitude - The original ‘Talk to the Hand’ icon!","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e All statues are handcrafted by our employees in California and are absolutely \u003cspan style=\"color: #e67e23;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT 3D PRINTED!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Please be vigilant against counterfeit products! Customers must verify the authenticity of genuine items!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lozad   lazyloaded  lazyloaded\" src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/5d8c47fc3475438073fc2ae6a056a570.png\" name=\"落地页的GUARANTEEN.png\" width=\"1050\" height=\"302\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch5 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/kolaich.com\/collections\/%F0%9F%8E%A8%E2%9C%A8-venus-with-attitude-%E2%80%93-the-original-%E2%80%98talk-to-the-hand%E2%80%99-icon!\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor More Styles (Click Here)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #dc1515;\"\u003e🧠💥 Smart Mouth Meets Genius Brain\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYou've seen Smartass Stein as the father of relativity, \u003cbr\u003ebut this version? It's the founder of attitude theory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHe spits out his tongue, raises his middle finger, and speaks not of physics-- only the truth.\u003cbr\u003eFrom a universe of parallel worlds where intellectuals also have tempers.\u003cbr\u003eWithout questioning E=mc², he's a work of art that combines “smart + punched”.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/038d461c953cdb334a7ec9f7d5d7fa6e.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" data-aspect-ratio=\"1.00\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #dc1515;\"\u003e✨ Who's the right person to give it to?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThat smart and bitchy friend\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYourself who loves science + absurd humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe coworker who refuses serious office decor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEvery soul who is smart but always tells jokes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/00206972abc8bca5b3f4b4b0078ec137.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" data-aspect-ratio=\"1.00\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #dc1515;\"\u003eWhy He’s a Mood™:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🧠\u003cstrong\u003e Physics Meets Pfft\u003c\/strong\u003e – An \u003cstrong\u003e8-inch\u003c\/strong\u003e icon of\u003cstrong\u003e rebellious genius\u003c\/strong\u003e, hand-cast in eco-resin with the exact precision he would mock.\u003cbr\u003e👅\u003cstrong\u003e Smartass Stein\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic sculpture vibes with meme-grade expression. \u003cstrong\u003eAntique stone finish \u003c\/strong\u003e= \u003cstrong\u003emuseum vibes\u003c\/strong\u003e. That finger? Pure \u003cstrong\u003etheoretical shade\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e📚 \u003cstrong\u003eDesk-Ready Disrespect \u003c\/strong\u003e– Weighted base means he won’t fall over, even if your respect for meetings does.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #dc1515;\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"60\" data-end=\"116\"\u003e“He Didn’t Redefine the Universe Just to Be Polite.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"116\" data-end=\"119\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #dc1515;\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"122\" data-end=\"161\"\u003eClaim Your Genius-Level Sass Today!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eP.S. Pair with our \u003cstrong\u003eSmartass Stein \u003c\/strong\u003efor a full\u003cstrong\u003e “No More Mr. Nice Guy”\u003c\/strong\u003e desk takeover. ✨🧠🖕\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"馮誌威","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67790998929645,"sku":"A--A00230838","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/3158\/9613\/files\/00206972abc8bca5b3f4b4b0078ec137.jpg?v=1792135359","url":"https:\/\/gmbhacks.com\/products\/smartass-stein-with-attitude-the-original-talk-to-the-hand-icon","provider":"gmbhacks.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}